The inner machinactions of my mind are an enigma
grounded from the computer for a week

tehkar:

lol txt it

And this is why the phone stays off too.  Asshole

DICK

tehkar:

apparently i

still have a curfew??? lol okay

i have to go give my computer back

this is so fucking dumb my god

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone
will put this in your ask.
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How did you know I was really a strong black woman?  I thought I hid it pretty well!  Here I am before I put on my makeup

i have had the biggest crushes on Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles since i was little

tehkar:

but then i had a separate and way bigger crush

on them combined

like i loved them apart but AS A DUO

CREEPY SWOON!!!

tk having childhood crushes on way older dudes 2k11

i also wanted to marry jerry springer for awhile

and christopher walken

i dont

know

~Don’t forget your sweet, sweet crush on George Bush Sr., Barbara Nicole!!

tehkar:

if people try to talk to me because they actually wanna TALK or because they just want to go around telling people ive spoken to them or

SOMETHING idek

i feel really stupid and conceited saying that because i personally dont think i have a lot of fame

but i guess in the homestuck fandom i enjoy…

That’s all I have to say about that..

((TELL US ONE ABOUT WHEN SHE WAS A TODDLER))

I will have to do some mental editing and get back to you all about it

why are you not my mom B(
you're like
the coolest mom ever
and mine's never around
8^y

Oh no!  Now you made me sad :(  I will be your mom too.

((HEY CAN YOU TELL US EMBARRASSING STORIES ABOUT TK?
it would be fantastic))

OMG YES

((oh my god. i would have loved to read that.))

Well if you ever sprout some manmeat I will post all about it!

((Yay! Your daughter is really nice! :D
I'm really jealous of your skills cutting hair! TK looks so pretty with her hair styled like that!))

She’s only nice to you people! Come over and I will do your hair anytime.  She will dance for you.